Dad Jokes by Joke Books for Kids

Author:Joke Books for Kids [Joke Books for Kids]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Zeitgeist
Published: 2018-05-29T00:00:00+00:00

Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?

A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game?

A: For playing dirty.

Q: Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?

A: Ewoked every batter.

Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the baseball team?

A: They needed a little team spirit.

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